Dirty Sanchez

Immediately after concluding Anal sex with your partner, insert a finger of your choice into your partners Anus. After removing finger, reach around to the mouth area and wipe your finger directly above their lip, applying a "Dirty Sanchez" moustache.

Tom: Dude ... I think that slut I hooked up with last night be a man.
Johnson: What? What makes you say that?
Tom: I noticed a little hair on her lip.
Johnson: Are you serious?
Tom: No, but I totally gave her a full "Dirty Sanchez".

by BornAJuggalo December 17, 2008

Dirty Charlene

A sex act where the partners are going at it doggy-style until he is just about to come. He then pulls out and spits on her back so she thinks that he came. When she turns around, a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed; wondering how you managed it.

I gave her a Dirty Charlene last night. She was thankful for the experience.

by State September 24, 2016

Dirty Qtip

When a guy has anal sex with a woman and pulls his penis out and sticks it in his partners ear.

My ears need cleaned so bad....I think I am in need of a Dirty Qtip.

by Cadillac Steve November 15, 2009

dirty evelyn

When you drink a case of beer, get the giggles, and can't stop peeing on your big african american partner thus muddying the dickorative gourd.

My mom dirty evelyn'ed this big black dude.

by Jsmith31885 January 3, 2015

Dirty Ryan

When you have sex with a pregnant girl

"dude, I got a dirty ryan from that knocked up girl at the party last night"

by lottsoflove October 24, 2009

dirty melissa

When a girl is beating you off with a ridiculous amount of vaseline in the back of a taxi. Then gives you a blow job while the gobs of vaseline run over her lips and face.

Aye you skeeeeyuuuu that bitch gave me a dirty melissa after the bar last night, her name wasn't even melissa.

by DocMc November 8, 2015

dirty penny

The brown ring around ones anus.*

*note: some porn stars bleach their assholes, thus eliminating their "dirty penny"

"Did you see Kristina's ass in that thong?"
"Yeah, I caught a glimpse of her dirty penny!"

by lord x August 8, 2005