Dick Luggage

a slang term for your balls/testicals

"That chick was such a slut...she even slobbed my dick luggage for 20 minutes."

by Dr. Ill Cashbar May 4, 2009

cinnasucking dick

When, in order to achieve maximum dryness, a girl precedes sucking a dick with a tablespoon full of ground cinnamon.

"I was wearing a condom, and she hated latex. So I told her she best be cinnasucking dick; she sucked me dry."

by H5S January 19, 2008

Your dick

A mythological being (few sightings) known for being small, soft, and is never hard, always gentle.

Your dick is so small, it is barely visible.
People with bad sight have a hard time finding your dick.

by JepeMarino May 30, 2021

dick ticklers

fingers

Get your filthy dick ticklers off me!

by 0mar August 20, 2003

Splint Dick

A splint dick occurs when someone can't get an erection on their own and attempts to fool the girl into thinking they're hard by tying two Popsicle sticks to either side of their penis like a splint

Robert ate too much spaghetti and couldnt get a boner, but still fooled Linda with his splint dick

by Stein Man May 4, 2008

innie dick

A circumsized penis that is usually pretty short to begin with, when in an extremely flaccid state (i.e. when thinking of Babs Streisand naked) the head recedes into its own wrinkled shaft producing a button dick effect.

Overheard in a locker room "Hey man what you got there? An Innie Dick?"

by derwentasswater January 13, 2009

Kick in the dick

1.) A disappointment
2.) What happens to a man because:
-He's being an arrogant bastard
-His girlfriend/wife probably needed to control him
-His girlfriend/wife was probably a sadistic bitch who wanted to see him in pain so she could laugh at him hysterically

1.) I got the score for my finals back. They were a kick in the dick; I totally failed...
2.) Jennie kicked Claude in the dick because he was an arrogant bastard... and she was a sadistic bitch and just wanted a cheap, shallow thrill.

by mrdonn October 14, 2011