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Cat Collector

A piece of shit who thought she was a 10 in college when she was really more like a 6. She now fills in the void of her loneliness caused by her lack of male validation with cats.
Her loneliness is almost always a product being a bitch who would complain about a dudes height being under 6 foot. Ironically, they themselves would happen to be 5’2 180 and try to cover their gut with high waisted sweatpants and hoodies.
5’2 180lb Cat Collector: “OMG I wouldn’t go near a guy under 6 foot.”

Absolute king: “Fuck that, boys we leaving her to become a cat collector when she older.”
by DJ Gello September 13, 2021
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Cat

Will sometimes hunt, not necessarily means they will eat it. Might go outside. Has ADHD when trying to get out of a tree.
That cat can’t focus on anything up there.
by Kavemanrust April 21, 2018
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Schrodinger’s Cat

An thought experiment that attempts to illustrate the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics. A cat waits at the front door, asking for it to be opened. When the door is opened, the cat remains seated in place. The cat wishes to be both outside and inside, but cannot exist as both at the same time.
Schrodinger’s Cat is a pain in the ass.
“Whoah dude, have you heard of string theory?”
“Yeah, I have a Schrödinger’s cat at home. She is always trying to apply quantum superposition.”
by Helpimlearning October 24, 2020
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Cat

Beautiful and independent creature with insane athletic abilities.
DUDE! Have you ever seen that move? That Cat has just literally somersaulted 3 times in the air and caught that ugly son of a gun mosquito! WAOOW! Impressive stuff!
by kEtE Agop January 8, 2020
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Indian cat

A pervy man with whiskers growing out of every uncertain pore of his body
“Ew that Indian Cat just grabbed my gucci coochie
by meeping murtle September 28, 2019
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Cat

A creature once raped by Shane dawnson
Person: *goes to Dramaalert* Omg shane fucked his cat!
by Theunknownrandomguy June 20, 2019
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Cat

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by xcon_ban on ROBLOX March 21, 2025
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