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double stiffy

A double stiffy is when two guys get an erection at the same time from the same female.
Damn bro, that was crazy last night. I can't belive we got a double stiffy watching Jennifer Aniston bend over on the set of the TV show friend's.
by NaturallyCali August 19, 2016
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Double Fisting

When you hold an alcoholic beverage in both hands.
Valerie was totally wasted last night. She was double fisting the second she entered the pub.
by SPLASHPUTIN November 20, 2022
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double sprinkle shot

DOUBLE SPRINKLE SHOT is when a girl or guy is getting anal fucked, when they think you are about to ejaculate, you fill it up with piss really quickly. 😁😂😂🚿
Have you just pissed in my ass!!

Yeah it's called the Double Sprinkle Shot!!
by AdamLee-XXX October 16, 2023
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Double-V

The only thing the french will ever get right, double-u is stupid, look at the letter W is that UU, No. It is VV.
Alphabet: ... Tee, Yew, Vee, Double-V, Ex
by Egg Gang the Third November 13, 2023
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Double Drunk

Drunker than one usually is after the same drinks consumed
Last week I had 6 shots and I was fine, this week I had 3 and I'm double drunk
by CaptainCyrus April 29, 2024
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alphabetical double-occupancy

double-cockupancy: Where a hot chick allows two studs to "service" both pairs of her "lips" --- i.e., "upstairs" and "downstairs" --- with their love-pipes at da same time.
double-dockupancy: Two extra-small boats' being tied up at da same pier-spot.

double-gawkupancy: An object or event dat two onlookers are fascinated by.
double-hawkupancy: Where two pet falcons are perching next to each other on da same protective glove worn by their owner.
double-jockupancy: Two cool sports-loving dudes who are either playing in close proximity in da field or just hanging out together on da bench.
More examples of "alphabetical double-occupancy" are:
double-mockupancy: Two disapproving individuals booing a performer or presentation.
double-nockupancy: What Robin Hood created by splitting his opposing contestant's arrow, allowing both archery-projectiles to be in da same spot.
double-pockupancy: Da firearm-based equivalent of da previous definition --- i.e., two expert marksmen nail da same spot wif their shots, and so da second contestant's bullet strikes da same divet as da first.
double-rockupancy: Da "old school" equivalent of da previous two definitions --- i.e., two sharp-and-steady-eyed slingshot-users plink da bull's eye wif their successive pebbles.
double-sockupancy: Where ya stuff both articles of a cute damsel's cloth footwear into one shoe for safekeeping while you give her lovely tootsies a deep soothing massage.
double-talkupancy: What a politician is good at --- i.e., "speaking outta both sides of his mouth --- so dat two entirely different statements reside in said flapping facial-orifice at almost da same moment.
double-walkupancy: Where someone behind you is totally "following in your footsteps".
by QuacksO February 9, 2024
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double trouble

when you are having sex with a pregnant women, and the fetus proceeds to give you a blowjob all at once.
“yo brady i took this girl home from the club, and she happened to be pregnant

“that’s awesome dude! did you end up getting a double trouble?”

“yessir, you already know
by D3c1an March 12, 2025
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