This is the masculine realm of the friend zone. She wants to be friends like one of the guys? Well here’s how that goes down.
1. We will come over at random hours of the day to crash on the couch and raid your fridge.
2. When I do a crime, you have bail money.
3. You ask me if I want to grab a bit or eat to drink. You’re buying. Look your just buying overall till informed of that come up I’ve been working on.
4. You will hook us up with your friends, sisters, cousins, and any female you may know. Even your mom may get the stiff one if hot enough.
5. I am not your kids uncle. This is in case we smash. Last thing you need is kids saying your smashing their uncle.
Really, we become that douche bag you’re friend zoning us for. Y’all just don’t understand some of the blood, sweat, and tears we have gone through with our friends. Trust me, you don’t want that in your life. The Bro Zone is the safest bet.
1. We will come over at random hours of the day to crash on the couch and raid your fridge.
2. When I do a crime, you have bail money.
3. You ask me if I want to grab a bit or eat to drink. You’re buying. Look your just buying overall till informed of that come up I’ve been working on.
4. You will hook us up with your friends, sisters, cousins, and any female you may know. Even your mom may get the stiff one if hot enough.
5. I am not your kids uncle. This is in case we smash. Last thing you need is kids saying your smashing their uncle.
Really, we become that douche bag you’re friend zoning us for. Y’all just don’t understand some of the blood, sweat, and tears we have gone through with our friends. Trust me, you don’t want that in your life. The Bro Zone is the safest bet.
P1: Hey, wyd wya?
P2: Chilling at the “Bro Zone”. Watching the house while Kate is at work.
P1: Word....you smash that yet?
P2: Yeah, and the bag of chips in the kitchen. Sipping a juice box and about to roll one up.
P2: Chilling at the “Bro Zone”. Watching the house while Kate is at work.
P1: Word....you smash that yet?
P2: Yeah, and the bag of chips in the kitchen. Sipping a juice box and about to roll one up.
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Tom lifted the hot coffee closer to his mouth, anticipating the upcoming sip zone, for a much-needed draw from his morning brew.
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Kevin Samuels: women if you are between the ages 27 and 35 you are in the danger zone. You should be laser focused on what are expectations are.
Any unmarried women over 35 who is obsessed with their success.
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I've been sex-zoned by this guy for the last 6 months. It's a 'situationship.'
I keep getting put in the sex zone over and over again, maybe I need to lower my standards.
I keep getting put in the sex zone over and over again, maybe I need to lower my standards.
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Get the Sex zone mug.the zone where you smoke either way too much or very good weed and you feel like you're past the feeling of being in space. you have entered a new realm and thats the geek zone.
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