No You

A "comeback" you use when you're too trash and uncreative to make a roast.

But wait! There's more. The autistic version of this saying would be "no u".

There are quite a few variants of this fucking retarded saying:
"I know you are but what am I"
"You are too"
"So are you"
"You are what you called me"
"That's what you are too"
"*literally copy what they said*"
"You are *insert what they said* too"
And for a bonus, show off how angry you really are by putting a smiley. Show you are also angry (but not as angry lmao) by putting an angry face. Don't put emojis, fuckface.

See? I came up with those easily. Next time you get in a fight, don't say shit like this. It only makes you closer to defeat.

"Rabbits are shit"
"No you"
"Says the one who isn't creative enough to say that"

by PI55 September 29, 2018

You thought you ate

When someone does or say something so confidently and it's not even good in the end.

Sis you are not that good anyways.
You thought you ate? You thought you ate that up?

by Zay_zay January 10, 2022

you sly dog you

A completely ironic phrase commonly used to define someone who does something mildly cool or impressive. This phrase should never be used seriously, as it ruins the joke, and makes you look retarded.

Lil cheggos, you sly dog you!

by DudeishBroski November 14, 2018

you thought you ate

when someone say something lame or think they doing sum with a joke that’s not funny !!

the girl: girl stfu before i slap yo goofy ass!!
Me:girl you thought you ate !!😭

by OfficialGxngstxr February 11, 2022

Are you dumb or are you dumb

A rhetorical exclamation used to question an individual's intelligence. Both options in the question are purposely kept the same to reinforce the individual's low intelligence.
Widely known as the signature catchphrase of Daniel "Dexti" Su in the esports landscape.

Ali-A: Earth is flat
Dexti: Are you dumb or are you dumb?

by SuperCraft144 July 18, 2020

You Raff you ruse

A scenario in which laughter is gravely inappropriate in regards to the mood, social or personal, for reasons of professionalism, solemnity, etc., in which the desire to laugh is exponentially increased by virtue of its own prohibition.

Man: *Bursts out laughing at his boss' funeral.*

Bystander: thinking to self "you raff you ruse."

by grummbler August 30, 2009

You

I don’t know what to say!!!
Why were you silent about it?
I thought the accessory was just in preparation… not that you actually were or did do it.
My mind is confused…
My heart still and always will want and love you!!!

I love you!!!

by Just a girl with 💔 June 30, 2023