you're mom xd

When you mistakenly write "you're" instead of "your".

Guy1: lol

Guy:2 you're mom xd
Guy:1 wtf

by JuulKing March 8, 2018

You're taking a piss

Phrase used when expressing shock or confusion, as if saying "you're lying!" or "you can't be serious" or "i don't believe you!" in a positive way.

A: "i just got engaged!"
B: "stop! you're taking a piss!"

or

A: "i just got robbed"
B:"you're taking a damn piss, when did this happen??"

by Ru_ox May 14, 2023

you're having a laugh

Making a big joke, so in that case, you're having a laugh..

Friend 1: I think I can defeat the high schoolers today!
Friend 2: HAHA, YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH MATE!

by Hold Tight ASZNEE December 10, 2017

But you're the one calling

"But you're the one calling" Is a translation from a polish version of "who asked" or just straight up telling someone that they're bragging about an irrelevant topic or just another way of saying "who asked?"

Your girlfriend slept with 3 guys before you!

Unless she does when I'm in a relationship ship with her I don't mind.

I was one of them.

But you're the one calling.

by Fearanka July 1, 2022

You're Too Slow

An infamous catchphrase said by Sonic The Hedgehog in Super Smash Brothers Brawl that was immediately turned into a meme likely as soon as it was heard.

Person who wants to play the game: "Bro stop running away!"
Annoying Sonic Player: "yOu'Re ToO SlOw!"

by SonicTheBombhog May 17, 2022

like you're hit

An illiterate term used by ghetto people who frequent jail, meaning you're less than they are but in reality they are less than you.

I'm classy, intelligent, beautiful and Independant and like you're hit.

by Sugardaddy teachings May 23, 2018

You're probably french

A way to instantly discredit anyone's argument.

Person 1: True communism has never been tried, capitalism is evil.
Person 2: You're probably french

by flippnflop November 7, 2021