you're mom xd

When you mistakenly write "you're" instead of "your".

Guy1: lol

Guy:2 you're mom xd
Guy:1 wtf

by JuulKing March 8, 2018

You're my purple

Another way of saying " you're gay"
Also used for platonic (or maybe not 🌚) soulmates that have gay energy.

"George, you're my purple." ".. Sure man, you're my purple too, but no homo"

They are most of the time homo anyways.

by Larry the platypus April 13, 2023

You're taking a piss

Phrase used when expressing shock or confusion, as if saying "you're lying!" or "you can't be serious" or "i don't believe you!" in a positive way.

A: "i just got engaged!"
B: "stop! you're taking a piss!"

or

A: "i just got robbed"
B:"you're taking a damn piss, when did this happen??"

by Ru_ox May 14, 2023

You're mad cunt

Its basically a aussie slang which means "you're crazy"

"Oh my god you're mad cunt for doing that"

"Your mad bro"

by slayqueens June 8, 2022

But you're the one calling

"But you're the one calling" Is a translation from a polish version of "who asked" or just straight up telling someone that they're bragging about an irrelevant topic or just another way of saying "who asked?"

Your girlfriend slept with 3 guys before you!

Unless she does when I'm in a relationship ship with her I don't mind.

I was one of them.

But you're the one calling.

by Fearanka July 1, 2022

You're Too Slow

An infamous catchphrase said by Sonic The Hedgehog in Super Smash Brothers Brawl that was immediately turned into a meme likely as soon as it was heard.

Person who wants to play the game: "Bro stop running away!"
Annoying Sonic Player: "yOu'Re ToO SlOw!"

by SonicTheBombhog May 17, 2022

sir you're flying

When you come across someone who is just floating or flying for no apparent reason

Um, sir you're flying

by Zel an Undead March 30, 2022