Furry Wizard

This is the act of growing ones beard out to an unusually long length, like that of a wizards, then using spermicidal lube to stiffen the beard. After it dries, you then use the now hardened beard to perform the act of anal sex with your partner.

I performed the act of the Furry Wizard and it was undoubtedly the best experience i have ever had.

by Furry Wizard July 5, 2008

Period wizard

wizard of the periods. most have special powers such as the ability to give cramps, bloating, and iritability.

raelyn, YOU are a period wizard.

by period wizard 101 March 27, 2011

Wizards Cup

to blow smoke into an empty cup and let it sit there

Yo, pass me that blunt and that cup so I can make a wizards cup

by ccboyz August 29, 2010

Gay wizard

Normally used for people named Ryan

Ryan is a gay wizard

by Ryan the gay wizard August 8, 2020

wizard pee

Energy drinks, because they taste like pee and are magically colored.

Hey, I'm feeling pretty exhausted right now, let me go grab some wizard pee to pick me up.

by klv May 25, 2010

Wizard's Staff

to discretely place some acid on the tip of your penis before getting a blow job without letting your partner know. Your partner will be in for a surprise

dude, I met this girl at a party and took her back to my room. It was going pretty nice but I wanted to make things more interesting so I gave her the wizard's staff. She thought my penis was a snake!

by 'jammin March 13, 2011

Wintard

One who can not drive in the snow covered roads. Tends to drive a 2WD vehicle and tires may be near bald. This person may also be commonly found in a ditch, or sliding into another car.

You can also spot these people with a layer of ice and snow still on the car while driving.

Sorry I'm late to work today. Some wintard tried to pass me, spun out and hit another car. I had to stop.

by Slacker1357 February 12, 2013