A feral creature known to inhabit the woods of Vermont. Similar to the Jersey Devil, many have spotted this creature but none have confirmed video footage. It appears to be female and lives on a diet of alcohol and pickles. If you see it emerge from the woods, do not make eye contact and don’t make sudden movements. Offerings of alcohol are often made by local men in order to gain the trust of Woods Monster.
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