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Kaylan Johnson

Smart intelligent sexy with a long dick

Watch out for this one he will fuck ya family
Kaylan Johnson fucked my mama
Kaylan Johnson fucked my sister
by Big Redd Foxx March 28, 2020
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reverse johnson

When a man sticks his erect penis through his legs behind him and penetrates another human beings hole.
Man he sure gave me reverse johnson!
by candyflipjesus May 21, 2021
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Johnson promise

Any promise that the giver has no intention of keeping.
'He promised the work would be done by Friday, but both of us knew that was just a Johnson promise'.
'She said she'd be home by 10, but that was just a Johnson promise', etc. etc.
by exuk November 19, 2021
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Jump-to-it Johnson

Someone who prematurly acts. Usually when the person thinks another individual is done with an object and makes it their own or throws it away(etc.) when in fact the individual was not through using the object.
I would have saved my seat if i knew we had Jump-to-it Johnson over here
by 2knuckleshuffle November 21, 2010
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Donuts Johnson

When a person remains without a win during any form of competition over a set period of time (day, week, month etc..). Sports, board games etc.. all included.

If a person gets a win during the set time period they are no longer known as Donuts Johnson.

At the start of the next period of time everyone is equal but once a game has been played anyone who has played a game and is without a win is considered a Donuts Johnson.
Hey Ian you still do not have a win this week you are Donuts Johnson.
by Slither13 June 9, 2011
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Screaming Johnson

A man who catches a std and his johnson feels on fire. They call it the screaming johnson!
Man poor Joey got a bad case of the screaming johnson!
by Bigracks37 July 2, 2023
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Owen Johnson

A kid on the bus. He records YouTube videos under the name Minecraft awesome parodys and gains thousaBDS of views.
Dude that was so Owen Johnson!
by Master sorcerer 318 May 11, 2018
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