Wagon Wheel rut

Vagina lips that you can see through the panties, that look like a rut from a wagon wheel in the mud.

"Dude, look at that little whores wagon wheel rut, I'd love to stick my finger(s) in there and then pull it out and sniff them(alot).

We drank toddies all day and then that hoe took off her pants and you could see her wagon wheel rut.

by pete11 September 1, 2010

frosty wheel

The act of inserting an ice cube into your sex partner's anus prior to anal intercourse.

You should have seen the look on her face when I pulled the old frosty wheel on her.

by culktishsips November 8, 2010

Willy Wheel Hop

An undesirable suspension characteristic in which alternating drive wheels move up and down so violently that the wheels actually leave the ground.

Yo dawg, that willy wheel hop looked like Shaniquas booty dance. Bed looked like it was gunna fall off!

by Chettacheez August 6, 2011

Pre-wheel

When you start wheeling someone else before you end a relationship.

"Yo, I saw you flirting with Sarah, aren't you dating Jenny?"

"Yeah bro, I'm just pre-wheeling."

by Dudewithadick January 20, 2015

The Wheelchair

The thing from the South Park series, what Timmy is sitting on.

Timmyyyyyyy ... said retarded Timmy while sitting on the Wheelchair before getting gased by Zyklon B in the Gas chamber

by BigBruhTheoryBigBang March 6, 2020

Handicapped Turkey In A Wheelchair

Used in situations where you honestly don't know what the fuck to to say.

Girl: "So eh.. I'm pregnant....yeah"
Guy: ".....HANDICAPPED TURKEY IN A WHEELCHAIR"
*Pokerface may be advised in this situation*

by The Zen Within February 3, 2012

Grandma's cheese wheel

An innuendo used to describe the T H I C C posterior of the mother of your own mother/father. More specifically, when it is old and smells peculiar like an old cheese wheel.

"I was having a pretty shit weekend, luckily I got a bit of Grandma's cheese wheel which made things more bearable."

by Jebby <3 September 24, 2017