Wet Canadian

A term used for when a naked mountie gets on all fours and a naked woman pours maple syrup on his back, then proceeds to climb on top of him and ride him like a slick, syrupy horse.

"Man, that chick at the party last week performed a wet canadian on an off-duty mountie. It was rad."

by Jodis Shieldsmasher May 22, 2010

wet unicorn

During sexual intercourse between two males, when one male puts his erect penis on the other males forehead(mushroom tip on forehead) and ejaculates, while making pony noises.

"Oh my gawd ! Tom tried the wet unicorn on me last night and it was amazing ! My forehead never felt better !" exclaimed Jon to Ricky

by Khunt McCunter June 5, 2014

Wet Signature

When you write your name with your cum on your partners head

I gave my bitch a wet signature after tapping that ass.

by jayjay and cliffy June 18, 2020

Wet Sandwich

Someone who is too short, dresses like the opposite gender, and different.

Beaver's Son (Fantastic Mr. Fox): Yeah, a wet sandwich. He's too short, he dresses like a girl, he's...(Gestures his hands) different.

by GoogleTranslateSucksBeachBalls January 4, 2020

a wet one

A wet one : (Adjective) When a multi-orgasmic man ejaculates after having had atleast 1 dry orgasm prior .

Example : Hmmm baby , I want you to ride me to a dry climax, as im saving “a wet one “ for you to taste a little later.

by marmotte1 January 14, 2018

Wet Money

An object that portrays a noteworthy and/or exceptional qualities

Dusty: Hey man! Look at these new shoes.
Matt: I like those.
Ben: Those are wet money!

by Bay Area Lingo June 7, 2016

wet basement

The result of one urinating in his or her sexual partner's rectum.

Rico: Cindy is such a whore man! Did you give her a dirty sanchez?

Frank: Nah man, I gave her a wet basement!

by Undertaker418 August 27, 2009