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Modern warfare

You: Wanna play some modern warfare?
Person: No you faggot
by Ohio Booty hole Tickler HEHEHE January 24, 2023
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nuclear warfare

1) a life threatening event that could lead to the extinction of the human race

2) your dad's monstrous flatulence, more specifically, if multiple fathers drop f-bombs (fart bombs) in a territorial, combattant matter.
1) "tell my wife i love her.."
"enough is enough, thomas. you need to understand, your wife has been dead for 5 years"

2)"what the fuck, your dad dropped an atomic bomb?"
"nuclear warfare. i know. tell yours to get out of here too. i'm gonna suffocate"
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Psychological warfare

Influence you're decisions. Psychological warfare and information warfare go together. The best psychological warfare is gaslighting. Zersetzung is a psychological warfare tactic developed by the East German Stasi Secret Police to nuetralize dissidents by disrupting every part of you're life and gaslight you currently used by the Stasi CIA, FBI, NSA, Fusion Center/FISA/watchlist/DSM 5 fraud and put out disinformation about "gangstalking" associated with schizophrenia as this is an active psyop.
The CIA runs psychological warfare on everyone including the targeted individual program.
by TI Satan June 17, 2023
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bridgerton warfare

When you hate Bridgerton but your spouse wants to watch it with you and you can't ignore it because your brain won't let you not point out how bad it is.
My wife had control of the remote last night and totally Bridgerton Warfare-d me.
by Repressed Humor Issues July 18, 2024
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Modern warfare 2

the most insufferable game ever where you get called slurs for being a female and fangirls that don't even play the game. I fucking hate mw2 but it was better than the mw3 campaign where i wasted more than 20 dollars to play a shitty game.
someone : oh my fucking god i just got called a slur in cod : modern warfare 2 for being female
someone else : ok
by shoegazing December 16, 2023
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Michaelogical Warfare

Michaelogical Warfare is when Mike Tyson says worrisome things to his opponents to weaken them before matches.
Mike Tyson was spotted using Michaelogical Warfare on his opponent before last night's fight, he was found crying for his opponent and when asked why he responded "Your daughterthz gonna mithz you ztho much"
by Amngusss February 20, 2024
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