career wake surfing

When a junior colleaugue uses your career trajectory to improve their own careeer prospects

Dude, did you hear about Joe's new promotion for all that work he did.

Yeah - in fact that was work I did 2 years ago and he has been career wake surfing ever since.

by Big Al. December 20, 2012

waking up tongan

Massive quadriceps.

That blokes legs looks like he's waking up tongan.

by BeerPenguin March 16, 2018

Wake and slate

When you wake up and get blackout drunk and go to work

Hey wanna wake and slate

by Wu.(ake) en(duh) (sul)-(ate) April 3, 2017

Wake

A Chad so profoundly Giga, that the term GigaChad no longer amply accommodates for the enormity of such Chad-dom. A raw concentration of Sigma energy, this type of man derives no fulfillment from fitting neatly into the expectations or assumptions of the world around him -- he acts independently in pursuit of his greatest and truest self. Also, big cum. BIG cum. Cries after cumming. Too much cum. Ouch. Small balls tho. Sorry.

Informally used to describe a particularly copious and robust ejaculation.

Dave: See that guy at the other end of the urinal trough?

Mike: Looks like real Chad.

Dave: Not with those small balls and all that coom. That's a WAKE.

Mike: Agreed.

informal-- Becca: "Domino gave me a real Wake last night. That thing wouldn't stop."

by GIGAGIGA September 16, 2021

Wake up

When you wake up in the morning and start making a list of what to do and how to. So you can chase your dreams.

Sassy the sasquatch: Just do good things and good things will happen to you mate:
Big Lez: So how do i do it?How do i turn my dreams into a reality?
Sassy the sasquatch: Whats the first thing anyone before anyone start their day? You wake up

by Khais July 7, 2024

Wake and Make

Waking up solely for making sex, and then going straight back to bed afterwards.

"I randomly woke up at 6am, so I wake and maked sex with my girlfriend and then slept till noon"

by PowWow August 31, 2013

digital wake

The period of time after a famous person's death, during which social media is filled with posts memorializing said person's life and accomplishments. This can effectively render social media unusable.

Can't use facebook today. It's David Bowie's digital wake.

by Confuseus April 22, 2016