Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).
Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.
Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.
Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.
What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.
Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.
What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
by Some mate1 January 26, 2020
by Clickbait February 05, 2018
Innability to see what is in front of you.
Object is there but you can't recognize it.
The field of view in which tunnel vision does not cover.
Object is there but you can't recognize it.
The field of view in which tunnel vision does not cover.
The farmer is pitch forking sand. He is trying to move his hay without progress.
He has developed a serious case of apple pie vision.
He has developed a serious case of apple pie vision.
by Brittlebear March 16, 2024
perceptive vision ahah
When someone sees something that is not there, and when they point it out to their friends they are bullied for the next three months
When someone sees something that is not there, and when they point it out to their friends they are bullied for the next three months
by Bincub July 11, 2017
Vida X Vision stands for life's unknown future it can also be used on a person that is filled with "wonder"
by Lithuania March 18, 2022
Being unable to see all the chores/uni work you have to do, or thinking you've done all of them, because you're too busy watching TV. A mix between "done all" and "tunnel vision"
Person 1: Bro, Stephanie has like 4 assignments due this week and she's watching TV!
Person 2: She doesn't know that, she has major dunnell vision bro
Person 2: She doesn't know that, she has major dunnell vision bro
by omgconst1 May 17, 2017
When someone of a higher power/management decides to act on impulse regardless of how anyone else feels or has concerns about, in other words they dont give a flying fuck and only care bout their status.
I hate when my managers dont listen to what i have to say, its like they have management tunnel vision.
by LordLamborghini September 16, 2021