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Post wank vision

Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).
Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.

Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.

Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.

What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
by Some mate1 January 26, 2020
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Valentine Vision

When a girl doesn't have a Valentine cleasely leading up to Valentines Day. Resulting in either two things:
1.) Girl settling for a guy to fill the void of present non-existent Valentine
2.)V-Day Boycotting and pronouncing self-empowerment without a Valentine
Dude the only reason she is with you is because she's got that Valentine Vision
by ThatGGuy22 February 12, 2013
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dirty tunnel vision

Having rough, sweaty, sex in a tunnel while doing the dirt sanchez.
Did you see Nich and Scapenis doing dirty tunnel vision last night?
by Corybouttabag September 30, 2020
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Tunnel vision

I make them panic, it's satanic how I bend my body
Yeah, you can look, but you can't touch, I'm not just anybody
Caught in the haze and hypnotized and you're too thirsty
Open your view and you will find, stop searching
Eyes on the prize, thought the cherry would be better than the pie
You like that, like that, that, like that
That's your demise, yeah, you hold me like you're rushing to my thighs
Too fast, too fast, fast, too fast
But your focus is empty, tunnel vision then dead me
Honeysuckle and fresh meat, but I'm more than that, more than that
Playing house to distract me, but you're no good at acting
Obvious what you're after, and I'm more than that, more than that
And I'm more than that, more than that
They always hustle for the pussy, so they'll never get it
I make them tumble down the hill they climbed, I don't regret it
I saw that trick fall out your sleeve, and I'm so certain
You hum a tune I don't believe, and it ain't working
Eyes on the prize, thought the cherry would be better than the pie
You like that, like that, that, like that
That's your demise, yeah, you hold me like you're rushing to my thighs
Too fast, too fast, fast, too fast
But your focus is empty, tunnel vision then dead me
Honeysuckle and fresh meat, but I'm more than that, more than that
Playing house to distract me, but you're no good at acting
Obvious what you're after, and I'm more than that, more than that
And I'm more than that, more than that
by SaturnEditz July 28, 2023
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terminator vision

When you eye some one up and down looking at there flaws so u can roast the shit outta them.
John had his terminator vision all over Sarah. He was waiting for something to go down
by Wesley 726 June 21, 2017
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Vida X Vision

Vida X Vision stands for life's unknown future it can also be used on a person that is filled with "wonder"
Guy:wonder where we do we go when we all fall asleep
Girl:ah you are just so vida X Vision
by Lithuania March 18, 2022
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radar vision

The ability to see through the "bullshit."
I knew Eric was up to something; must have been my radar vision.
by darealmc December 7, 2015
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