Flawless Victory

When you go to the toilet and shit the stomach pain away in one go or have diarrhea that makes you appear at the pearly gates, its called a Flawless Victory.

Boris:Bro, i'm so lucky I keep getting a flawless victory.
Jaquavius:Damn.. I wish I was that lucky.

by trolled! August 9, 2024

Victory Burrito

A burrito consumed after really good sex, typically eaten between the hours of 1 and 3 am

Dude I just ate a hella good Victory Burrito after fucking that bitch.

by catboi200 March 15, 2019

victory plan

A plan you make the morning after passing out due to consuming vast quantities of coke (or other drugs) and then having a dream that outlines the plan. Usually (but not always) made by a comedian-turned-politician.

Person 1: Hey, you realize your 200-page master's thesis is due this evening?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I see you've only written 5 pages so far, RIP.
Person 2: Don't worry I made a victory plan today, it will be finished in 2 hours.
Person 1: lol

Person 1: Why did you accept that MMA fight with a 1000 pound polar bear, surely you don't think you can win?
Person 2: I made a victory plan, no worries.
Person 1: lol ok

by randomnig2028 December 3, 2024

Victory Mayonnaise

often used after one has pulled something incredible off, and jacked off right after.

originally coined in the latest video as of writing this, made by youtuber named SimpleFlips, named "TOADETTE HAS THE CAR SUPER MARIO MAKER 2 - WALKIES at 9:40.

man, that basketball game was barely pulled off, i need to have a victory mayonnaise

by poop cruncher November 6, 2020

Victori

Victori is a beautiful person who loves her friends and family and is a very independent strong person. This person is caring and would help anyone in need. Victori is very patient and takes their time on things and will understand problems for you point of view. Being victori is everyone dream

Friend: did you see Victori today
Me:yesss I wanna be them so badddd

by HYIPPYbih April 24, 2023

Mask of Victory

Facial

After giving head, she insists on wearing the Mask of Victory

by Blaster65 September 11, 2018