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Cock Vegas

Las Vegas NV. This town of glitz, lights, gambling and entertainment has a reputation as a mecca of sin and sex. Sure, the place is amazing if your single; single female that is. With a male to female ratio of about 12 guys for ever girl, Cock Vegas is an oasis of penis. Many guys have claimed that Alaska has more available chicks then Cock Vegas, and that is saying something. Go to a club; it gets up to 56 guys and 5 girls. Some clubs have even enforced a 1 to 1 ratio and you have men lined up around the block twice trying to get in. Las Vegas and San Diego ( Cock Vegas and Man Diego ) might as well be brothers in pecker. On Industrial road where the strip clubs and "Swinger" clubs are, which to a local are well known rip offs, have an endless flow of cock shooting off dollars and cents.
Go to anyplace, online, and see for yourself. Experience Cock Vegas for yourself.
by FormerVegasGuy December 23, 2013
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las vegas carry-on

putting a condom between your balls and your penis while moving towards you partner
guy 1- so i was just doing a las vegas carry-on and she was screaming for it
guy 2- nice man
by lerumskondom February 24, 2017
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Las Vegas sober

To abstain from alcohol but still partake in all and any drugs.
Person 1: “wanna do a shot?”

Person 2: “I can’t I’m Las Vegas sober, let’s do a line in the bathroom though!”
by oglimekiller March 31, 2025
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Las Vegas Eiffel Tower

An intimate act involving three parties, preferably but not limited to 2 men and 1 woman. One man performs a handstand. Meanwhile, the other man grasps the man’s feet. The woman then gets on her hand and knees between the two men. She begins to “blow one man while having her box eaten out by the handstanding man. Also, the man in the handstand is getting blown by the upright man.
Yo John you trying to run a Las Vegas Eiffel Tower on Patricia?
by Tdih November 8, 2025
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Vegas Matt

The biggest gambling YouTube channel that mainly features Vegas Matt himself, his son EJ, and WBG (World's Best Gambler)

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ALSO Where the phrase "Sando" originated from
Oh look it's Vegas Matt at his favorite slot machine Happy And Prosperous
by Beedu13 December 15, 2024
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VEGAS LUNCH

When in Vegas days start later because everyone is hungover and sleeps in.... sometimes the big first meal often becomes an early dinner often called a Vegas Lunch which is can be followed by a late dinner.
Damn I can't believe we slept in its soo late...looks like were having a Vegas Lunch.
by vegas hobbit May 21, 2021
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Vegas Gold

Jake spewed Vegas Gold at the party the other night because he drank too much alcohol.
by Mojavejava June 6, 2019
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