Vanilla Monkey

A white person that acts like a black person.

Jaden is a vanilla monkey.

by Lewis90 January 01, 2022

Vanilla Faced

To be bland, generic, not willing to experience adventures not only in the bedroom, but in any situation.

Man, I really wanted to hook up with that one chick, but she's too vanilla faced for me

I invited an old friend to the bar, but she wanted to be vanilla faced and stay home

by The Phantom Demon May 21, 2018

Vanilla wafer

Someone who is not kinky/prefers regular sex.

"My friend Swag doesn't have any kinks, he's a vanilla wafer."

by sumauds April 10, 2021

Vanilla Bean

Someone who has remarkably boring sex

He is such a vanilla bean, I get so bored.

by Ktisgay May 08, 2018

Vanilla swirl

Were you cum into the belly button of a girl an suck it out with a straw

I gave Ava the vanilla swirl🌀

by Canned cum January 26, 2021

Vanilla Face

*Refers to someone with abnormally pale complexion

*Refers to someone's complexion when caught by surprise

"That vanilla face is the fastest runner in the state!"

"Mark went vanilla face when he saw his crush at the school dance"

by Clark1212815 January 20, 2022

Vanilla Rape

When a being raped/beat up by a gang of white people

Oh snap! That fool is getting vanilla raped!

by Galano May 01, 2005