Valetnine

A commonly mistaken version of "valentine" usually expressed when written in haste due to a lack of an actual "Valentine"

Instant Messaging:
Man One: Wow dude you've got the best date this February...with yourself hahaha
Man Two: I don't even need a valetnine whatever this sucks
Man One: You need some help man

by Uncle Reality February 10, 2014

Vallentine

Vallentine is one of the most beautiful girl that you will ever meet, if you know one, be thankful to God every moment, cause she is so sweet and funny that u will not ever find someone like she again. Empathy, telling good history is one of many good things she have. She also have a WONDERFUL memory, so NEVER broke her confidence, to complete this she also have the angry of Hulk, but at the most time she is a wonderful and calm girl. If you know one, grab her right now and give her a hug (even that she punch you in the face) cause she is someone incredible, and SO FUCKING GOOD SMELLING that you will ever know. Love you

-Your's bocó

Vallentine is so smart dude
That hug was AMAZING
DUDE, YOU MADE HER PISTOL RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

by VirG Dash January 31, 2020

.valenttino

Hottest boy on tik tok, hotter than Kaya and all the rest, nice, sexy, handsome.

Person 1 : OMG! HAVE YOU SEEN .VALENTTINO YET?

Person 2 : Who's he?

Person 1 : TRAITOR

by .valenttino on tiktok December 20, 2020

bullet for my valentine

an over rated, constantly mis-labeled band from the UK. They play metalcore music made for highschool kids with no real taste. they write extremely catchy, unorigional music which is sucked up by tons of kids from emo queers to metal heads.

Kid 1 : Man 4 Words (to choke upon) is the best song!!

kid with taste : Its pretty catchy i guess.

Kid 1 : Man, its FREAKIN Awesome. i love bullet for my valentine

Kid with taste : .... get a fucking clue, go listen to ur new atreyu CD fag,

by blackinator007 August 17, 2007

Valentine's Day

A day when you are guaranteed to get sex from your girlfriend. Also the day when your girlfriend takes as long as possible with "romantic" stuff the have sex with you.

Boyfriend-"So honey it's Valentine's Day"
Girlfriend-"I know, i made a whole list of romantic things to do today, and when we are done ill give you the best night ever."
Boyfriend-"Damn"

by DNizz February 14, 2010

Valentins

Raging phethead, smelting every virgin nearby. Constant mamba attacks. good meme.

Valentins, giz a line of ket

by MightyPigeon August 21, 2017

bullet for my valentine

lol, the cheesiest band in existence

but still i have to admit that i enjoyed "the poison" but all of their other releases are garbage.

and YES they are metalcore but bullet for my valentine is a very weak metalcore band, if u wanna listen to good HEAVY metalcore listen to...

august burns red, emmure, the devil wears prada, and fear before the march of flames

anyways, people please stop calling them emo or emocore
because emo or emocore are bands like

circle takes the square
envy
textbook traitors
orchid
saetia

yea......

n00b: zomg bullet for my valentine is the most heaviest band evAr!!!!

xcore: lol buddy listen 2 sum emmure and then take that back

by XxKEV1N360xX April 21, 2008