unicorn ninja

the epic unicorn that can defeat ninjas, and that is so epic, it is a ninja.
every time a ninja unicorn poops, more epicness is spread throughout the world

unicorn ninjas dont eat rainbows and poop butterflies,

they eat lightning and poop epicness

by X3 time January 4, 2012

Rainbow Unicorn

When a “spit roast” occurs between three males on a float during a gay pride parade. One of the upright males proceeds to hold up their arms during the sexual act. The popular dance “YMCA” is the performed by the upright male before everyone finishes as a group.

Would you like to “rainbow unicorn” with Bruce and I at the parade today?

by Glow Hughes September 8, 2020

unicorn

A sexually empowered transsexual woman (male-to-female) that still has her penis. A rare mystical creature only rumored to exist but highly sought after.

They are desired by straight men who enjoy anal sex, lesbian women who enjoy vaginal intercourse and homosexual men that more identify as queer than gay.

They are further made in short supply due to their own body issues affecting sexual confidence and societal pressure to have full genital surgery.

My sex life is full of mares and stallions. One day I want to ride a unicorn, but they are rare and elusive.

by mares_and_stallions April 14, 2007

frog in a unicorn ski jacket

An uncoftorble sex position involving toads

"Last night me and my boy friend did the frog in a unicorn ski jacket it was horrible "

by "iron" man September 6, 2016

Unicorn Milk

Unicorn milk is a cure all for white people. It is like Robitussin for black people.

It cures headaches, anxiety, wounds, amputated limbs, etc. etc. etc.

Many people have (incorrectly) associated it with ejaculate. This is incorrect.

My finger was chopped off in a paper snowflake accident so I poured unicorn milk over the nub and the finger grew back

by YesMan1111 March 9, 2011

unicorn boyfriend

A man that is so genuine and gives you all the feels, he must be to good to be real.

Friend #1: He is great, kind, handsome, motivated,

and wants the best for me.

Friend #2: Looks like you found a unicorn boyfriend.

by Terrorsuit January 11, 2017

Golden Unicorn

True natural blonde with a full 70's bush.

You know what I haven't seen lately in this time of shaved labias?

I need to find me a Golden Unicorn to complete my journey!

by JuicedFrank October 14, 2011