Tortilla chippin

Step 1 roll shit out into a thin sheet, cut into 8 triangles and repeat.
Step 2 bake in oven until crisped
Step 3 mix day 1 menstrual blood with 3 tablespoons of dick cheese before inserting back into the vagina.

Serving suggestions

Dip shit chips directly into vagina for best flavor

Otherwise slide chips into foreskin of her sexual partner immediately after coitus and enjoy!

After a long night of tortilla chippin i was left with a sore dick and sheets that smelled like a music festival porta potty.

by Gigglesnshit May 25, 2023

Torta

Elsa

Elsa is a torta

by big cock shotz August 29, 2023

tortoisey

when there are two or more tortoises within the same location.

Wow, look at those two tortoises, it’s getting tortoisey!

by summer117 July 22, 2024

Tortatonk

A former plus size rockabilly pinup who previously identified as a tortabilly, but now is into trendy country music and has traded her polka dot flats for some Walmart boots, and her Pabst for a Coors.

Did you see all the Viva tortabillies are now tortatonks? Yes! Country is the new rockabilly!

by It’s me, Pirata! September 17, 2023

Tortactivities

Any hoodrat activities done or participated in by a torta aka a fat Latina/Hispanic/Mexican hot Cheeto eating female

Hey look! It’s Fatima, she’s over there flashing them doing “Tortactivities” with her fat ass!

by Manny MF Toledo December 17, 2023

Tortilla Cup

A quarter of a cup

I use a tortilla cup of sour cream for my dip.

by Yesmaamsir January 12, 2024

Tortion

Etymology: From English "distortion", From Latin distorqueō (dis- + torqueō ("twist"))
Pronunciation: /ˈtɔ (ɹ)ʃən/

Noun
1. To pull or twist back in shape
2. To give a honest or true account or impression of
3. To fix a distorted sound curve
The opposite of distortion; un-distortion
A result of torting
An act of torting

Verb (Tort) /ˈtɔ (ɹ)t/
The act of tortion.

Def 1: I noticed the tortion of the brain after dipping it in bleach; it seemed to become clean and smooth, as if all the nasty wrinkles just dissapeared!
Def 2: When he spoke, what came out was the tortion of a distorted truth.
Def 3: I fixed the sound wave by applying a tortion effect onto it.

Verb:
I torted the human corpse so it could look presentable in my taxidermy collection.

by EEPIC January 15, 2024