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cools tree

“Hey!! AJ Mitchell just liked your tweet!”
“Omg!! Cools tree!!!!”
by imdaniellealexa October 18, 2017
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tree turd

My girlfriend and I couldn't believe the size of the tree turds we saw today while hiking.
by Frankie figs June 11, 2017
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Fuck Tree

ElDorado is a small suburb of Wichita, KS. It is most well known for a rare tree lying within the towns city limits.

El Pupper Fuckerous Arbortiti is the last of its own kind. Loosely related to the Cottonwoods of North America, El Pupper is unique in that it’s ability to monogamously reproduce has been proven defunct by genetic makeup.

El Puppers expected remaining life is not easily predictable. We do know that it will never fuck around on you. It will always be at the selected meeting place, and that it will never give you any shit. These few facts about the tree lets us know that the specimen leaned more toward the male spectrum of the botanical informuscuous.
Did you hear what happened at the fuck tree yesterday?
by Eldobotano September 22, 2018
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tree eater

When one crashes into a tree while mountain biking or on an ATV/dirt bike.
Bryan is such a tree eater!
by Nathan Thorn August 1, 2011
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tree jew

similiar to drop bears, they will jump on you and instead of mauling you, will file your taxes.
Man, that guy Sam Levine is such a tree jew!
by stretcharmdick October 8, 2014
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Lemon tree

Used to call a girlfriend or boyfriend.
Lemon tree is a sunshine among trees.
I love you, you're my lemon tree!
by H.s.a. September 27, 2020
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Tree Puncher

Gamer slang; An inexperienced or bad Minecraft player, a n00b. Derived from the game's survival mode, wherein a new player must punch trees to acquire the wood needed to create rudimentary tools. Often used in an insulting or derogatory manner.
Tim sucks at Minecraft, he's god damn a tree puncher.
by Mod Eschar May 7, 2018
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