Tree Jousting

Popping two viagra and running through the bush naked.

What do you want to do this weekend?
Wanna try tree jousting?

by JordanJordan October 29, 2010

jew tree

1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.

2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.

When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.

by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016

good tree

When you have OG weed or good ass weed

“Damn, that’s some good tree you got there.”

by Brokenheart0116 December 1, 2017

Trees are green.

Follows a comment in person or online where the response has no related connection to the topic. Amplifying the non-relevance of the prior response with irrelevant additional comment.

It is a sentence. Trees are green. Read the definition.

“My hair looks nice today”

Smh

by Kontinjent August 31, 2020

e-tree

Every tweet, email, text, or similar electronic method of communitcating kills a virtual tree or otherwise known as an "e-tree"

Long ago people use to talk on a phone or sometimes even in person where emotion and sarcasm are more easily detected. These new age versions of communication often poorly sum up emotion and jokes in phrases like "lol" and ":)p"

You have a choice so get off your iphone and computer and call your friend

i hate reading email...save an e-tree and call me

by xman5k February 25, 2011

dragged tree

A flaccid penis that looks like it has an STI

So Brandon wanted to have sex and then I saw his dragged tree and I got outta there

by TW Flaccid December 30, 2017

Tree Puncher

Gamer slang; An inexperienced or bad Minecraft player, a n00b. Derived from the game's survival mode, wherein a new player must punch trees to acquire the wood needed to create rudimentary tools. Often used in an insulting or derogatory manner.

Tim sucks at Minecraft, he's god damn a tree puncher.

by Mod Eschar May 7, 2018