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blood knut

a gigantic load of cum with traces of blood in it.
That girl got blood knut all in her eye last night
by super drinker August 1, 2011
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Williams Blood

The most lethal injection any man could ever get, you will lose all access to technology and become a brain eating monkey. You will crave flesh and mid ass white women. No cure has been found.
DIdi you get the Williams Blood Vaccine?
by Williams White Walker November 16, 2022
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blood butt

When you fuck someone so hard up the ass their ass hole is bloody.
"I heard Sherry got some blood butt yesterday!'
by n-bomb January 17, 2015
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Lead Blood

A entitled stoner who thinks smoking is better than drinking. Claims to be enlightened by smoking.
Mike won’t stop smoking he’s such a Lead Blood.
by Mushroomsdonthelp September 12, 2023
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Blood Egg

The wife can't do anything this week, she's laying blood eggs
by Clown trousers January 13, 2021
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blood weather

Any pattern of pleasant weather in one geographic location which is the meteorological product of a natural disaster in another geographic location-such as a tornado, hurricane, or drought.
Dude 1: "Man, it feels great out today! It's 20 degrees cooler than usual!"
Dude 2: "That's blood weather my dude. Houston got wrecked by hurricane Harvey, and I'm pretty sure some people had to die for this to happen."
Dude 1: "Well... it's still nice out..."
by lernbedersmar September 18, 2017
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Stool Blood

The product of taking a dump so big, that when you wipe, you realize you tore your anus. Usually occurring when you haven't had a movement in a few days. Generally causing more damage.

booty dump stool butt pain
"Dude, it's been three days since my last dump. It's was packed so tightly, it stretched my butthole. When I wiped, I had stool blood.
by Don't be so sensitive November 3, 2015
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