walking ticket

You one of them ones.

Jacob: Bryce so hard at football he really a walking ticket.

by geezlouweeze February 20, 2024

Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.

Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.

by Stiglitz April 25, 2019