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by Scrabbleddie August 5, 2007
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When a girl is performing oral sex on a man, and gazes up at him or the camera. Often accompanied by excessive eye make-up. Can make a man climax in an instant.
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Get the eighty-thousand and eighty-five mug.An innocent expression of surprise, expanding on the word 'wow'.
British English, similar in meaning to 'holy moly' in American English.
British English, similar in meaning to 'holy moly' in American English.
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