council of awesome

a group of an unknown amount of people, where the possibility of the awesome is endless and inevitable

It was amazing because the council of awesome was there

by descent1114 April 14, 2008

f’n awesome

“F’n awesome”- adj. A shade of black which may appear to have hints of green in bright sun to those with astigmatism or mental illness.

Are those green or just f’n awesome?

by P1nk1e June 23, 2022

awesome blows

Fellatio: A deep throat blow job; having your dick sucked down to the balls; the most amazing cock swallowing blow jobs; blow job porns; incredible cock sucking throat jobs.

Sharey don't mean a thing to me, I just want her to give me those awesome blows.

by DeepThrowWitDancer April 15, 2022

Epitome of Awesomeness

Brownski

dude #1:

there's this girl who's immensely intelligent, astonishingly beautiful & freakishly funny...she's like the "Epitome of Awesomeness"

dude #2:

she sounds like such a Brownski dude.

by LLCOOLJ October 31, 2013

bringing the awesome

The action of bringing the fun-ness, action, and entertainment to a certain place or scene.

"Hey man, are you coming to the party?"
"Yeah, I am gonna bring the drinks"
"Hell yeah, I'm bringing the awesome tonight!"

by Vinnie M. March 13, 2008

Awesome o'clock

The hour, usually late at night, where everything is funny and all ideas are good. Can be induced with controlled substances.

Bob: "Hey guys, what if I dressed up as Batman and went out at night to scare people? Wouldn't that be sweet?"

Everyone: "Yep, Bob's definitely hit awesome o'clock. Go to bed, Bob."

by Altarian December 13, 2009

Awesome-Conscience

Awe•some-Con•science
-noun

That faculty of the human psyche which causes individuals to distinguish between choices made for good, or for awesome. Also variously termed: awesome compass, awesome fiber, sense of right and awesome, and the indwelling guidance of the Awesome Spirit.

Often depicted in popular culture as a pair of tiny, supernatural beings perched upon one's shoulders: an angel on the right, and on the left, a napalm-spitting dilophosaurus wielding an overdriven Black Widow on inline skates.

Son, I know your awesome-conscience is telling you to do the awesome thing to do. Now take the blowtorch... That's my boy.

I'd stop kicking ankle-biter dogs, but my awesome-conscience simply wouldn't permit it.

I'm feeling rather awesome-conscience-stricken: I fully realized that I easily could've converted my old super-soaker into an everclear flamethrower, but I let it go at the yard sale for a quarter instead.

by Majonaise July 29, 2009