Thiery

Je suis grand, gros et maigre mais je ne sens pas l'aigre. Je suis ptit ptit ptit, mais pas aussi ptit que vous ne le pensez. Je suis ooo-bes-bes-bes

I am a big fat ass liar, my name is the tier of the I.

by Monsieur Dubois November 11, 2003

petty thief

Someone who steals for petty reasons, which technically is theft in general, because any authentic justification of theft would disqualify it as theft.

A "real thief" is theoretically, according to this logic, someone who only steals from petty thieves. But a petty thief is just as capable in principal of stealing from a "real thief".

Which one of y'all is the petty thief that just stole my cigarette butt?

by catholicbooty August 26, 2018

time thief

1. one who takes an extra 15 minutes for their lunch. every day.

2. a person (or persons) who comes back late from meetings even though they were round the corner and the meeting was cancelled.

theres a guy in my office who takes the fucking piss constantly. the other day he went to meet a client in the morning and didnt come back until the afternoon with some shyte excuse about train delays and the food taking 'ages'. the fucking time thief.

by toiletgraffiti March 16, 2005

oxygen thief

An elderly person who is clearly close to death but stubbornly refuses to walk towards the light. Their sole purpose seems to be the selfish depravation of others oxygen. They are only friends to plants and trees.

- I went down to the bank earlier today and couldn't move for bloody coffin dodgers drawing out their pension

- Tell me about it, my grandma's an oxygen thief, I wish she'd hurry up and die so I can get my hands on some cash

by Sam Calvert December 29, 2007

Thierry Henry

A fairly well known professional footballer and model for Daltons teapot manufacturers. Rumoured to be Patrick Vieiras shadow and Freddie Ljungbergs bitch. A kind hearted man who shows compassion for his mentor who happens to be myopic, and his peers who happen to cheat a lot.

The last time Henry had a piece of ass, his hand went through the toilet paper.

by ManYooMan January 7, 2005

Thief in the morning dew

1) Missing a putt on the golf course, due mainly to the slower speed of the greens when playing very early in the morning.

2) Convincing your partner to get in a morning quickie.

1) Thief in the morning dew

Derek - "Wow, that was a slow putt...you really should have made that one."

Michael - "I know...I definitely got theifed in the morning dew."

2) Thief in the morning dew

Patrick - "Hey buddy, you're looking pretty happy today....did you theif one in the morning dew?"

Travis - "Ya man, it's the best way to start the day."

by TheBayBender September 9, 2010

Thierno

Thierno is a god that rich and gets hoes he's sexy and he's athetic.

i love thierno

by God is god February 7, 2018