turtle-eenie-weenie

An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.

oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies

by vapegodalbert April 22, 2022

weeny

nickname for mouthweeny. wants a birthday on march 27 because he wants to steal gifts from precious people during the month of april :(

weeny's birthday is october 24, and NOT march 27 :)

by mmmwyra March 26, 2023

Peenie Weenie

Peenie Weenie is something Thor also know as Quinton carry’s between his legs. It attempts to grow but through the leaps and bounds it is unable to .

Is that Peenie Weenie boy again .. Yes better get the Viagra hunnie .

by Little bastard 911 April 4, 2022

Weenie

Just an overall douchey person that possesses unsavory, pretentious, and conceited qualities. Wears turtlenecks and chains to clubs.

"Wow look at those weenies over there, I hope they don't try to talk to me, their conversations make me want to Van Gogh my ears"

by weenie creator March 12, 2019

Weenie Whiner

A man who gets mad about things that are not controllable like the size of his penis.

Sam is weenie whiner about his micro penis.

by Maguirerm February 7, 2020

Weenie

Definitely not Emmett

A weenie? That can't be Emmett

by Cmueller December 2, 2016

weeny doodle

Weeny Doodle- Another word used for penis. Commonly found in Quandale Dingle videos.

My Goofy ahh uncle tried to get me to touch his weeny doodle

by barthalowmew the 4th October 27, 2022