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National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend

Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.
Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!
by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025
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Waiter Weekend

Working as a waiter/waitress (or also commonly referred to as server) allows you to maximize your potential earnings on the traditional weekend (Saturday and Sunday) due to a massive increase in restaurant customers; this is because most people, adults and kids alike, are off from school/work on these days.
Thus it is common practice for a server to work on the days mentioned above.
This results in the common server to get their two days off on days like; Monday and Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, or perhaps even taking working Saturday but not Sunday or Monday, really any consecutive pair of the other 5 days (work-days) in the week.
These two days may be referred to as a “waiter weekend” by a restaurant server (or perhaps any restaurant employee).

Author Note:
~I’ve worked in a quite a few restaurants in my years, some arcade restaurant place, On The Border, Longhorn Steakhouse, and currently Olive Garden (these are the ones I worked at the longest), I’ve heard this used on maybe 8-9 occasions, so it’s not too common, but I like the phrase.
𝐓𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘, 𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟎𝐏𝐌
𝙾𝙽 𝙿𝙷𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻
Server 1:
“Hello?”

Server 2:
What’s up?“

Server 1:
“You coming in to work later?”

Server 2:
“Nah man I’m off today, I’m actually off tomorrow too; it’s my Waiter Weekend.
by a sentient tortoise. April 19, 2022
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weekend gang

a group of people that live seperate lives during weekdays but are always found together on weekends.
cant sorry man, already busy with my Weekend Gang.
by trvffick March 30, 2014
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Weekend Rooter

A Man who constantly scores a root every weekend. Usually From the night clubs. 9/10 he’s just desperate as.
E.g Dylan is a weekend rooter

“Hey wanna come home with the weekend rooter”
Duke was the weekend rooter until Dylan Stole his bird
by pretty boy hype beast April 6, 2024
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Weekend at Barney’s

A scenario where your bros make your corpse look alive, tell some chicks that you’re mute, and get you laid post-death
Chad’s passing is brutal dude, we gotta give him a Weekend at Barney’s
by Yhcaep December 13, 2023
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Link Weekend

The word the hip and happening Sups uses for a long weekend
I'm out. But there's a link weekend to see all you buggers.
by Rando123456 August 5, 2022
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First weekend of may

The first weekend of may is when you lay skin to skin with your partner
The first weekend of may is lay skin to skin with your partner weekend”
by Lord Karma May 4, 2024
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