Sock puppet

His soft dick was the same size as his boner. It looked like a sock puppet
by Antipasti666 December 06, 2017
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Sock puppet

If you own a sock puppet you are Ruth a 5 year old or a ...........special human/ pedo
Sock puppet
by Lucinda is Lit July 19, 2020
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Sock Puppet

A clitoris that is so droopy that when you're having sex with it, you never get inside. She'll just slap her lips against your shaft.
"Man, that Sock Puppet last night was so gross I puked all over the floor"
by ITGRF May 13, 2013
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Sock puppet

(Noun)
A phone accessory that helps you take better photos, holds your phone better, and works as a stand. AKA PopSockets
I dropped my phone but the sock puppet on the back kept it from breaking
by Jezij January 06, 2019
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Sock puppet

When a dude steals your socks and sniffs your boxer shorts then deliberately gets busted because your mrs told him it turns her on when guys get busted doing weird shit after being an arsehole to her
Bro my mrs just owned that sock puppet because he got caught with my undies in a bag in his pocket and confessed to stealing them so he can sniff them everytime he gets horny because it makes him nut without touching his wang , look he even signed the confession I have a copy do you want one?
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
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The Puppet

A sexual act in which one partner tries to stick their whole arm in the other partners rectum.
Oh god baby I love it when you do the puppet to me!
by TheGayVirgin October 31, 2020
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A phony social media account used by trolls to stalk and harass others. Committed trolls can use a dozen account sat once to mob someone on Twitter.
Lorraine's ability to type so fast it lent itself to her online crimes, which included harassment, bullying, stalking, and scamming old people out of money. She can keep up with all the sock puppet profiles at once .
by Ariel Bonzai May 22, 2022
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