pokemon sleep

something that will never happen

pokemon sleep is a game that help sleep

by The Not Sleeper May 17, 2022

pokemon champions

A pokemon battle simulator made by Game freak.

James: considering they cut pokemon and generational gimmicks from the game, im hyped for pokemon champions.

by zoroark's dark pulse December 8, 2025

pokemon

The time when you are a 8 year old grinding I don't know a Magicarp to level 100.

*Setting, Toys R Us* Hey you! ya you you fellow 9 year old boomer, I challenge you to a Pokemon fight with my level 39 Charizard that only knows fire type attacks.

by Nacho Cheese Man February 14, 2022

Pokemon

A game series where 10 year olds shove monsters into tiny balls and make them kill eachother for sport.

Mum: Dennis! What the hell are you doing?
Dennis: Im trying to get this dog into this Pokéball!
Mum: this isn't pokemon! It's real life!

by Sornock May 3, 2023

Pokemon Nerd

A person that knows way too much about pokemon.

Person 1: Bro I can name all the pokemon from generation 1!
Person 2: You're such a pokemon nerd, my guy.

by MerMaidgirl_456 January 12, 2024

pokemon

something that 8 year old play
and its cool

Ash: POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

by I'm in the next door :) May 2, 2022

pokemon cards

the best fucking thing since animals

im better at pulling good pokemon cards

by p.t.cacaplomface June 2, 2024