RSVP'ing "yes' to Facebook events that you don't plan on attending to just to make the event guest list look bigger.
"Dude are you actually going to California for that hip hop battle?"
"Nah, the organizer is my cousin, I'm just event packing."
"Nah, the organizer is my cousin, I'm just event packing."
by jambala_z January 11, 2010
Get the Event Packingmug. by Dg1994 April 25, 2017
Get the twack packmug. A Pack and a Half is a TINY male erectile organ of copulation.
Basically, the reproductive organ attached to a man's body which is extremely small (comparable to the tiny cock on a young child boy).
This itsy-bitsy member is typically under 3.54331 inches (or 9cm) in erect size and is generally useless to the broader female population.
A penis so miniature that during coitus it cannot be felt inside the vagina and therefore serves no real function.
The term "pack and a half" has been coined as a reference point. By placing one Sugar Twin sweetener package on the table and then placing another sweetener package directly on top of the first one at the half-way point, one can accurately measure the pint-sized protuberance.
Basically, the reproductive organ attached to a man's body which is extremely small (comparable to the tiny cock on a young child boy).
This itsy-bitsy member is typically under 3.54331 inches (or 9cm) in erect size and is generally useless to the broader female population.
A penis so miniature that during coitus it cannot be felt inside the vagina and therefore serves no real function.
The term "pack and a half" has been coined as a reference point. By placing one Sugar Twin sweetener package on the table and then placing another sweetener package directly on top of the first one at the half-way point, one can accurately measure the pint-sized protuberance.
(Group of girlfriends enjoying a glass of wine)
LADY #1- "Sooooo.... tell us about last night?"
LADY #2- "Yeah, C'mon give us the deets!!!"
LADY #3- (Gently and sadly places one sweeten pack at the half-way point over another Splenda pack) and sighs "He was packing all right....pack and a half styles...."
LADY #1 & #2- (Burst out laughing) "Ohhhhh Noooooooo" "That's so sad!"
Disclaimer: Not to be confused with what men typically think is packing because it most certainly is not! Women have secretly been laughing for decades behind the backs of men with dicks of no significance.
LADY #1- "Sooooo.... tell us about last night?"
LADY #2- "Yeah, C'mon give us the deets!!!"
LADY #3- (Gently and sadly places one sweeten pack at the half-way point over another Splenda pack) and sighs "He was packing all right....pack and a half styles...."
LADY #1 & #2- (Burst out laughing) "Ohhhhh Noooooooo" "That's so sad!"
Disclaimer: Not to be confused with what men typically think is packing because it most certainly is not! Women have secretly been laughing for decades behind the backs of men with dicks of no significance.
by Irish_Gal_78 January 10, 2013
Get the Pack and a Halfmug. Friend 1: “You get any play last night?”
Friend 2: “Yo that girl’s gusher pack was unreal when I was fucking it”
Friend 2: “Yo that girl’s gusher pack was unreal when I was fucking it”
by Gusherpackking May 4, 2023
Get the gusher packmug. The act of attempting to do something that has no chance of success. Everyone knows that packing a banana for lunch, trip, car drive sounds like a good idea, but is impossible to accomplish without it getting bruised, brown and damaged, even if it's never touched.
The act of doing something completely hopeless.
The act of doing something completely hopeless.
Steve was trying to make his wife happy but he was just packing bananas. Everyone knows wives are never happy.
Joe: "Dude. You think she'll give me a blow job?"
Chet: "You're packing bananas."
Joe: "Dude. You think she'll give me a blow job?"
Chet: "You're packing bananas."
by DudeChet April 19, 2011
Get the packing bananasmug. An Alpha Pack is something that you get in with a group of furries to make fun of that one special slay slay person.
Person 1 : Hey! Do you want to join the alpha pack?
Person 2 : Sure is Jaiden in there?
Person 1 : Of course that’s the reason we have the tubblier pack.
Person 2 : Sure is Jaiden in there?
Person 1 : Of course that’s the reason we have the tubblier pack.
by Jaidenslovergirl<3 January 28, 2023
Get the Alpha packmug. Making large amount money selling large amounts of tree. If you cropped out large in croptober you need ta hustle packs.
by Ear2thastreetz October 15, 2015
Get the hustle packsmug.