hairy heinrich

When you rip off your pubic hairs and glue them onto a dildo. Then you take that dildo and shove it down your urethra.

Max: Oh man I have myself the best hairy heinrich

Aiden: Really?
Max: Yea my dick hole is huge now!

by ZebraP May 22, 2017

Dirty hairy

Preferring to a mans testicles that hasn’t been shaved and are sweaty and hairy and dirty and a little sticky from some funky juice down there

My guy had fuckin dirty hairy down there I had ta retreat

by Who’s hunting whom September 1, 2020

hairy walrus

Is a hairy vagina

dammmmmmnnn she got a hairy walrus

by potatototo123 April 6, 2017

Hairy TicTac

When someone is seen which a head shaped like a TicTic and are seen with a load of hair plus facial hair such as a beard etc....

-“Hey!, Have you seen Dave recently?”

-“No, why?”
-“ Haha!, he looks like a right hairy TicTac, would hate to be him...”

by Cammy.kerr441 July 11, 2019

Hairy Roll

Particularly hairy swollen labia

I gave her one right in the hairy roll

by BoBoDred May 8, 2019

Hairy beanbag

A ball sack under one's tadger with a solid coating in pubic velcro.

"Richard Gough's got a hairy beanbag" chanted with exuberant enthusiasm to highlight Richard's sole positive and defining physical feature.

"Check the nick of that cunt Gough's Hairy Banbag. It looks like a midget hairy Maggie caterpillar without the personality."

by Splocious May 23, 2020

hairy rocks

Hairy rocks is a term used for dried semen on a mans pubic hairs, specifically the balls

Yo, I woke up this morning with hairy rocks, I think I forgot to pull out last night

by Krhamz February 19, 2017