hairy woog

being cool, but in a crazy way

Man that dude is one hairy woog

he's getting kind of hairy woog on us

by macleod1107 November 2, 2018

Hairy Peeter

Slang word for grocery store Harris Teeter

Going to Hairy Peeter to buy beer

by kdee May 11, 2006

hairy igloo

A slang term for an Alaskan woman's vagina

Sally let me into the hairy igloo last night.

by ChainBlue June 21, 2012

Hairy Roll

Particularly hairy swollen labia

I gave her one right in the hairy roll

by BoBoDred May 8, 2019

Hairy beanbag

A ball sack under one's tadger with a solid coating in pubic velcro.

"Richard Gough's got a hairy beanbag" chanted with exuberant enthusiasm to highlight Richard's sole positive and defining physical feature.

"Check the nick of that cunt Gough's Hairy Banbag. It looks like a midget hairy Maggie caterpillar without the personality."

by Splocious May 23, 2020

hairy rocks

Hairy rocks is a term used for dried semen on a mans pubic hairs, specifically the balls

Yo, I woke up this morning with hairy rocks, I think I forgot to pull out last night

by Krhamz February 19, 2017

Hairy Fondue

The act of skewering pieces of food and shoving them inside a man's anus then feeding it to him.

I gave my boyfriend a hairy fondue and he loved it.

by AlphonsoPinaColada April 17, 2009