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human fountain

When you puke a shit ton and look like a fountain
bro, he stuck his fingers in his mouth and did the human fountain
by Alofi February 25, 2022
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Golden Fountain Show

The platonic act of standing behind a friend as they hold their Johnson to urinate. You move their hand to draw designs in the air with the stream as they relieve themselves.
The glistening drops from Jake and Jason's Golden Fountain Show illuminated from the bonfire light was a dazzling sight to behold.
by Mons Penith December 9, 2023
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Fountain of Youth

The process of ejaculating into the air and catching it with your mouth, repeating the process over time.
Friend- Yo can you come over?

You- I can’t, I’m trying to do a Fountain of Youth
by Thick_Shrimp April 21, 2024
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Fountain of youth

When a girl swallows your baby juice or takes it on her face.
She’s been complaining that she’s getting older. Then I told her to try a little of my fountain of youth to help “slow down the aging”
by MMMagic Man July 25, 2018
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Chocolate Fountain

When your doing anal and the bitch suddenly has explosive diarrhea on your dick, providing extra lube.
Your sister and I had a chocolate fountain in your room last night.

Is that why my sheets were brown?
by Your real dad756777 March 5, 2019
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fountains of venus

The results of performing oral sex usually, or any means including PIV, fingers or toys, to bring a girl to orgasm when she has a full bladder. Ideally she holds her bladder until she acheives orgasm, but may be released when she simply cannot hold it anymore.

The result is usually the nuclear bomb motherlode of squirting.
Man, me and my gf were chuggin' beers last night. I went down on her and she hadn't used the toilet for over two hours. When she came, she gave me the fountains of venus in a major way! Had to replace my couch and carpet, goddam it.
by Malcuntent May 10, 2024
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