Spoonless Coconut

A coconut that does not possess a spoon

Eat shit and die you spoonless coconut

by MrLesbian July 8, 2021

Dirty coconut

To eat the public hair of one's partner. Usually as part of an intimate encounter though not strictly so.

No, I don't need a wax; hubby had dirty coconuts so I'm smooth as a veal cutlet!

by TheRedRaven May 27, 2022

Coconutable

Coconutable dictates someone who is able to be hit with a coconut, typically really well.

Man that guys really coconutable

by Wrenthree May 29, 2024

coconut

a term used to degrade pacific islanders, generally the word is used as a way to call them dumb and mock their ethnicity at the same time.

man 1: “you see the new guy at work today?”
man 2: “the f*cking coconut?”
man 1: “yeah, he’s clueless”
man 2: “aren’t they all”

both men proceed to suck each other off

by papikaden$$$ September 25, 2023

Bad Coconut.

The smell of a girl returning home to her man after having sex with someone else, but using douche or vinegar to cover the stench.

Boyfriend: Hey bitch, where you been? What's that smell?
Girlfriend: Oh it's my new deodorant.
Boyfriend : Bitch stop lying, that ain't no Lady Speedstick. You been fucking on your period. Smelling like a bad coconut.

by Camdelou February 5, 2021

Coconut Malled Food

This is a famous dish that was inspired by the creators of Mario Carts. To create this dish that is served only on certain parts of the world, you'd have to do the following steps:

1.) Slice a Coconut in half
2.) Pour the Coconut water inside of a mixer
3.) Put your fruits inside of the mixer
4.) Blend the contents
5.) Once blended, pour inside the coconut

I love eating Coconut Malled Food! It's so good

by MrManMaking February 23, 2021

form the coconut

When someone's butt is perfect like two coconuts

Damn that person can really form the coconut

by Potato0315 May 4, 2016