Fake Clap

The act of clapping when you really don't want to, but feel forced to based on the circumstances.

I went to a function recently and I had to fake clap for that phony, Hillary Clinton, after her speech.

I was compelled to fake clap when Derek Jeter got a hit off of Johan Santana, otherwise, the bleacher bums would have thrown beer on me.

by Bronx-Bob August 16, 2009

Ass clapping

the matter of getting your butt checks clapped together in a jackhammer motion. And makes a clap.

Billy was trying to take a nap when Tom came from behind and starting ass clapping him.

by Mathew Green August 10, 2016

Medically clapped

Instead of calling somebody retarded, you can call them medically clapped because I dont know.

'Give me your phone cuh'
'You're*'
'You're medically clapped mate.'

by DatGuyIn7H November 6, 2017

Clap Dive

Before jumping off the starting block for a swim meet, you clap your hands together once like a retarded seal while summoning thor, the norse god of thunder, and proceed to fall/flip into the water, most likely landing on your back. then continue swimming

I just Clap Dived before our relay. I think the water parted for a second.

by johnnyhammerstix11212 March 27, 2011

Frankie claps

A very smart girl and funny and also tik tok famousshe spends her days binge watching Netflix and up at 2 am on Snapchat story with her purple led lights she loves chocolate milk and has an amazing jumper named crazy donkey lady she an amazing person and superior to many people also a basic teen

OMG who that girl with the purple led lights on
That’s Frankie claps, the basic one

by Ilovepototaos April 7, 2020

Dick Clap

Making clapping sounds by swinging your dick

I got the loudest dick clap

by Redpuma1223 April 19, 2022

computer clap

When your computer gets a virus from surfing porno sites and/or watching on-line pornography.

Attributed to Lane Leipold

"Hey Lane, you'd better stop watching that porno on your computer , or it will get the computer clap and you'll go blind!"
"I was checking out Jenna Jameson, and next thing I know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! "

by Salty 40 May 12, 2018