A Christopher in Alabama

A fagg0t that is situated in Alabama

Normal ducking person: “hello how are ya?”
Chris the f4g 👨🏻: “FIFI!!”
Normal ducking person: “uhh…”

That would be considered a normal conversation with a Christopher in Alabama

by Hey_oh March 16, 2024

Christopher

Christopher is usually a fourth grader that is way more dirty minded than he should be.

Christopher: 5 inches deep in your mom

by Christian Urban Dictionary June 8, 2022

kevin christopher

some old ass nigga thats like hundreds of millions of years old

"yo my grandpa old asf" - taj
"he not as old as kevin that nigga was in the primordial soup" - kevin christopher

by leviticus3k December 22, 2021

christopher hance

A man who plays basketball, baseball, and football. He's not a poop nugget and is wayyyy better than James! He gets all da the girls and gets me with style. What a guy!

Man, that guys is a definite Christopher Hance

by James the Poopnugget November 22, 2016

christopher mychal

My Bae 😍❤

Hands off don't touch , I'll kill over Christopher Mychal.

by TheRealG❤ December 21, 2016

Christophe

A really blunt guy who is oblivious to the fact that someone likes them. Typically goes after someone who doesn't want them when there's someone out there who would love them the way he deserves to be loved. Often tends to be rude due to the fact he's a blunt smart ass. He's also typically a French guy, or has a French parent.

Oh look there's Christophe, to bad he's completely oblivious and a smart ass

by Opral December 17, 2021

Christopher River

Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.

"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate

by iloveChrisSlander June 12, 2022