Wizard-bitchin'

When something awesome happens and awesome won't quite cover it.
John Partyplaza: Oh man, was at this all-lesbian jello-wrestling party last night, and all these chicks kept trying to get me to "save" them...and then after all the sex and jello i found a penny...it was wizard-bitchin'!

Peter Notquiteascool: Well i made myself some soup..it was kinda tasty but not great...
by Shazambo November 08, 2009
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wizard's beard

The creamy discharge left behind in a guys pubic hair after sex with a female.
After I pulled out, I looked down at my crotch and saw she had given me a Wizard's beard.

Time to shave your balls babe, cause I just gave you a crazy wizard's beard!
by sweetrac August 09, 2011
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fighting the wizard

An expression used to describe a hopeless struggle. (i.e. you'd need magical powers to win)

Man I'm trying to study but I just keep fighting the wizard.
by Bradford286 February 06, 2008
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Talking to the Wizard

A term used to describe the tunnel vision or stars and colors one might see during a high intensity Crossfit workout.
Athlete: <working out insanely hard>
Coach: YEAH! GO HARDER G...wait, what's wrong. Why are you just standing there starring off into space.

Athlete: Dude, I'm talking to the Wizard.
by bgoldstein March 29, 2010
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Beat the wizard

A descriptive expression used to insinuate that one has accomplished an impossible task.(i.e. as if you had magical powers)
by bradford286 February 06, 2008
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Wizard's Revenge

Only achievable by the over 65's. Where an old lady takes her floppy, wrinkled breast, wraps it around a penis once (or twice), places her hand over the top and pumps until orgasm. So named for frisky old folks who don't posses and are jealous of the Wizards Sleeve. If gay, the term is the same but applies to an old man's scrotum
Man, Doris/Mervin gave me the best wizard's revenge last night
by Spalex August 17, 2012
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Piano Wizard

(Noun) A person who is plays excellent and nearly flawless piano. Also plays other musical instruments

Piano wizardry (Noun) The description of a piano wizard performing
Dang, that guy playing up on the stage is a piano wizard!

The pianist worked his piano wizardry.
by The Guitarist Amateured March 15, 2017
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