A man who constantly gets a root every weekend. Usually he’s desperate as and finds the girls at the night clubs
E.g Dylan is a weekend rooter
“Hey wanna come home with the weekend rooter”
“What’s that 10 weeks in a row Dylan you weekend rooter”
“Hey wanna come home with the weekend rooter”
“What’s that 10 weeks in a row Dylan you weekend rooter”
by pretty boy hype beast April 6, 2024
Get the weekend rootermug. 
What are you going to do this weekend?
Relax. What else do you think i am going to do, do a shift at McDonald's?
Relax. What else do you think i am going to do, do a shift at McDonald's?
by KylomaskGamer March 31, 2023
Get the weekendmug. Blasting some kind of inhalant/propellant urethrally into ones bladder, then orgasmically air pissing it into one huffers lungs to create an erotic walking on sunshine experience.
get some duster with the redstraw so its easier to do a kentucky weekender with that huffslut.
i orgasmed after i loaded a kentucky weekender last night, it was pure magic!
i orgasmed after i loaded a kentucky weekender last night, it was pure magic!
by TakoTulpa November 20, 2023
Get the kentucky weekendermug. One who does nothing adventuresome or active over their weekends.
Usually a weekend wimp is not spontaneous and does nothing of value or purpose over their weekends. Ironically though, their weekends are probably more spirited and interesting than their week days - how sad. Many weekend wimps spend hours and hours of watching YouTube videos in their bed, constantly picking up food from ToGo eateries and pickup only restaurants. If there is a Briscos within reasonable distance, 98% of all meals will be purchased from that location. Weekend wimp's tend to over-enjoy the fork dispensers and milk selection at these types of places.
Usually a weekend wimp is not spontaneous and does nothing of value or purpose over their weekends. Ironically though, their weekends are probably more spirited and interesting than their week days - how sad. Many weekend wimps spend hours and hours of watching YouTube videos in their bed, constantly picking up food from ToGo eateries and pickup only restaurants. If there is a Briscos within reasonable distance, 98% of all meals will be purchased from that location. Weekend wimp's tend to over-enjoy the fork dispensers and milk selection at these types of places.
Wilson: Hey let's go see a movie this weekend!!
Andy: Alright, I'd love that, do you think Keezlie will come?
Wilson: Ask him, it's worth a try...
Andy: A Keezlie, do you want to join us for a movie this weekend, it's on us man!
Keezlie: I'd rather just cum.
Wilson: What a weekend wimp that Keezlie is.
Andy: Indeed!!!
Justin: I love AIDS!!
Andy: Alright, I'd love that, do you think Keezlie will come?
Wilson: Ask him, it's worth a try...
Andy: A Keezlie, do you want to join us for a movie this weekend, it's on us man!
Keezlie: I'd rather just cum.
Wilson: What a weekend wimp that Keezlie is.
Andy: Indeed!!!
Justin: I love AIDS!!
by UNOWN301 May 19, 2014
Get the Weekend Wimpmug. An excuse to take a trip to the woods with friends usually neighbors when the group suspects one of the members is a closet homosexual.
by Mindlikeascientist January 10, 2018
Get the mans weekendmug. Any weekend that you spend doing things that are good for you to do regularly and are a risk of being missed when life gets busy. Self investment weekends can include, but is not limited to, the following activities:
- resting e.g sleep
- unwinding e.g lying in the sun
- learning e.g reading
- exercising e.g cycling
- replinishing e.g eating
- conserving e.g saving money
- organising e.g tidying room
- resting e.g sleep
- unwinding e.g lying in the sun
- learning e.g reading
- exercising e.g cycling
- replinishing e.g eating
- conserving e.g saving money
- organising e.g tidying room
by Limbsay May 27, 2022
Get the Self investment weekendmug.