vegas hotpocket

When you take all of your winnings from Pai Gow Poker and shove the chips in your girls vagina and have passionate intercourse with her. When you're ready to cash out you take your lady to the cashier. She gets naked and stands on the cashier cage and releases the chips from her vaginal canal.
Last night I won $69 dollars playing Pai Gow Poker, I gave my girl a Vegas hotpocket to celebrate my success.
by Jwilly69 December 04, 2016
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Vegas Called

When a suspicious or questionable officiating call in a sports game drastically alters the momentum or outcome of a game in a way that prevents any semblance of integrity for the game, but allows the sportsbooks to pocket all the money from the lost bets as a result of the altered outcome. Became a popular phrase after the NFL embraced gambling, following a favorable US Supreme Court ruling in 2018, and then the NFL broke the record for the most one-score games in a season, a couple years later.
Announcer: They called holding on the left tackle to erase the 53 yard gain, but I don’t know Jim, I didn’t see anything there warranting a penalty.

Other Announcer: Yea wild outcome, who could have expected the game would end this way!?

Every impressionable child: Look how cute Taylor and Travis are on the field together after Travis committed several penalties uncalled, and spent the pregame bullying the Ravens kicker and throwing his helmet and equipment across the field. SUCH a sweetheart.

Every other spectator around the world: Vegas called… bye bye money.
by ZmanIsTheMan3 January 29, 2024
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sony Vegas pro

A editor that is useful and cost money and money and money and money makin
by 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵:()( August 18, 2022
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[vegas venus]

Stripper , prostitute that will give you the whole package for under one hundred dollars
Did you see Hugh Grant with that Vegas Venus? Yeah, she was pretty skanky
by BabyRed December 17, 2008
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Vegas Golden Knights

A shitty hockey team in Las Vegas that paid NHL refs to rig the 2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs.
by drshallow69 January 04, 2024
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vegas hotbox

while in your vegas hotel room you jack the heat up to max at harrahs and you and your girl both fart and hotbox each other in you room instead of having sex because this entertains you more.
we ate Carnegie deli and than took showers before and agyer we vegas hotboxed each other
by Portuguese jenkins February 12, 2018
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Vegas Face

The common people phenomenon in Las Vegas where people have the best abs, buns, thighs, pectorals, calves, & bodies but haven’t spent the same time/attention on their face.
Look at that guy in the pool over there he is so sexy. That body....let’s hope when he turns around he doesn’t have “Vegas Face.”

That girl laying over there tanning by the Bellagio pool has a beautiful body; until I walked by and saw she has a bad case of “Vegas Face.”
by Koshell September 24, 2020
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