mag vag

The mysterious, magical powers of the vagina to perform unnatural feats.
"She has the mag vag, didn't you hear? She can crush the will of any man just by taking him to her bedroom."
by jgr October 25, 2012
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velcro vag

A vagina that sticks together by way of dried semen and when peeled apart in the labia region, makes the same sound distinct to Velcro.
After the Mandingo party, Mrs Pate had to clean her Velcro Vag.
by RedRedRed Red June 5, 2016
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Vag-hook

Verb: The act of fish-hooking a woman by the *ahem*, private area, usually used to move said woman out of one's way
Joe: Bitch just wouldn't step off. So I vag-hooked her across the room

Jim: You da man! *high fives*

...

Jim: We're both going to hell for this.

Joe: Yup.
by Mr_Yellow January 18, 2010
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Vag Doodler

one who doodles vag's for a living.
example 1:
oh, so you work here? are you head of catering?

no, i'm just the vag doodler.

example 2 :

are those vag doodlers still in our kitchen!?
by dirtybitchesinc April 25, 2010
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Vag Tagged

She "Vag Tagged" Her Dead Enemy After Killing Him Because He Tried To Rape Her
by VintageSwordsman October 31, 2010
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chemo vag

when women try to shave their vaginal areas, and miss spots, making the area look patchy as if it went through chemotherapy.
HAHA, i just did peri care on my patient, and she has a chemo vag!!!!

Sometimes i try to shave, and miss spots giving the chemo vag look, but my husband still loves it :)
by Opposite Socks August 16, 2011
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Grav Vag

A Woman Who's Vagina Tends To Have A Gravitational Attraction To Any Penis Around.
That Girl With The Manly Voice Has A Grav Vag.

That Girls Vagina Is A Grav Vag For Any Drunk Guy At The Party.
by David Starz August 12, 2009
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