hand rubbing

Jerking off with the help of rubbing alcohol. Mostly used by the nursing profession.

Nurse - "I use proper hand rubbing for every patient."

by Nurses November 21, 2013

Horse Rub

1) A greasy substance thicker than Vaseline that you rub on your horse.

2) A exclamatory statement in response to something outlandish or unbelievable.

3) The image of grease being rubbed on a manure covered horse.

Holy horse rub!
That's horse rub, I don't believe you!
You look like you've been horse rubbed!

by Birdie B January 3, 2013

chili rub

When you realize, mid-shit, that you ran out of toilet paper and are now forced to make a tough decision.

Dude, yesterday I chili rubbed it. It was pretty shitty

by Mrrobot October 12, 2016

gooch rub

The act of rubbing the gooch with fingers (or tongue) to stimulate the male midst sexual encounters. WARNING: MALE MAY GROAN IN AW AND WONDER

"We were hooking up and I went down there, pushed his balls aside, and went straight for a good ol' gooch rub."

by goochmail November 14, 2015

furry rub

when 2 furries are in the fur suits, 1 is laying down while the other rubs their stomach in circles (also known as tummy time). While slowly moving down as furry 1 moans loud to the point of screaming while ejaculating.

i just had my first furry rub!!

by furryrubbers29 July 24, 2022

chili rub

When you're mid-shit and realize there is no toilet paper.

Don't you hate it when when you have to chili rub it all the way to get the toilet paper?

by Mrrobot September 9, 2016

memphis rub

A hand job under the table at a family reunion from your first cousin.

I cant believe Jimmy got a memphis rub from his own cousin at the reunion.

by LukeDuke728 November 14, 2013