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Noah

Farts alot. Usually has smelly armpits. Asks people to check teeth and nose for shit and boogers. Sometimes gets lip rings to act tough. Almost always makes pauls jealous.
Did you smell that?

Smells like a Noah.
by redhairedwonder October 7, 2008
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Noah

A N00blet tree who lives in a cardboard box, and will be forever alone while Darrell and Jayda laugh at his hobo-ness.
Dude, Noah smells like butt.
Don't be a hobo like Noah
He's a bum
by dhkfsla January 6, 2012
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Noah

a fag who likes to start shit for no reason. no one likes him because he thinks he's better than everyone else. he's a total douche because he blames everything he does on someone else.
"Noah is a fucktard that people can't stand"
by I_am_your_daddy_69 July 18, 2016
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Noah

fat ass mother trucker that likes to 720 insta-swap on black ops 2, and play with his clan.(also cant spell)
by vex_slayer123 September 5, 2016
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noah

a d-bag who focuses on nothing in his life but himself. he likes to wear yoga pants, bras, and makeup in his sparetime to enhance his curves (possibly because he is a sexually frustrated man) he likes to cheat on the girl of his dreams who is funny, sexy, nice, fun to be with, faithful, and just an all around babe. he thinks that its okay to keep cheating on this girl, and then break up with her, and keep going back to her. he tells her everytime that itll be different, but its not. the perfect girl he was with before is stupid enough to keep going back to this son of a beach. she still loves him and shes stupid as fock, but hes more stupid to leave her.
jordan: wow look at that manho.
may: yeah hes a total noah.
by jordycordy January 8, 2012
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Noah

by kimmy21 January 16, 2014
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Noah

Noah, he’s the type of person that legit doesn’t care about anything he won’t care if you die or get hurt...... he just won’t he can be really funny at times but be careful because he might call your boyfriend hot yeah that’s right if your friends with a Noah run as fast as you can
Noah-Christian you are so hot

Christian-Ummm Noah your gay

Maya- Oh... ok
by MayaandChristian September 14, 2019
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