by 1oddbird55$$ June 30, 2024

A person who's sole purpose in life is to be held upside down by their ankles and swept around like a broom so that their hair can soak up COPIOUS amounts of semen. Generally, Milk Mops also have erectile dysfunction and have yellow sandals on their feet.
"Hey man, did you hear that Ryan just became a Milk Mop?"
"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"
"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"
by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

Mop is the ultimate slang word. It is a Gen Z slang word which does not have a base meaning. It's purpose is to be used in any context replacing most slang words like sigma, rizz, skibidi and so on. Mop can be a noun (mop), verb (mopped), adjective (moppy), pronoun (mop/mopper) and it can be anything.
by seathesauce June 29, 2024

by ProPengu123 January 28, 2019

A Meep Mop is a traditional song sung by the Little Snus. Scientists proved that the origin of the song was somewhere around 1833 and in parts of what is now Northern California.
by Dr. Smoofy July 18, 2017

During the process of wiping oneself, a bit of toilet paper accidentally grazes the water or comes in contact with moisture before wiping, thereby startling and/or skeeving the wiper, mid-wipe.
by Mancho76 February 15, 2025
