Mother Magnet

Someone who is overly attracted to women that are 8+ months over their pregnancy due date.

Person 1: "Bro see that hot ass over there?

Person 2: "Ewww no dude that girl is like 8 months past her pregnancy."
Person 1: "Shit you're right dude... I might be a mother magnet."

by Blano April 1, 2017

hostage mother

A stupid, lazy woman who spawns many children to live off tax money and care for herself. And every now and then, her kids.

That octo-cunt is a hostage mother. Where is child services?!

by Fleurdelisa October 21, 2010

Joseph Mother

The full name of Joe Mama

Noah: Hey Mark, I just got off the phone with Joe.

Mark: Who's Joe?

Noah: Joseph Mother! Gottem!

by Euangelion October 1, 2021

Mother Miranda

The main antagonist and final boss in Resident Evil Village. It is revealed that she wants to use Rose to get her real baby back.

Mother Miranda I must protest, Hiesenberg is but a child and his devotion to you is questionable.

by darkclaw wolfgod April 14, 2022

thy mother

youe're; mo'm

thy mother is very yes

by erftghetrj August 3, 2022

mothers day

A day to appreciate your mother for everything she has done for you. This day takes place on the 2nd Sunday of may every year. It’s a day to show your mom how much you love her (buying her chocolate or a nice warm blanket) it’s a day where it’s all about her and no one else. Make sure you treat your mother well on mother’s day.

Sister 1-what are you buying mom for mother’s day?
Sister 2- you’ll see when it’s mothers day

Sister 1- you suck no fair, hmmmm maybe I can just give her some love because that’s what she deserves on Mother’s Day that’s what it’s all about!
Sister 2-hey you can’t do that that’s what I’m doing

by haileee garity May 18, 2018

mother funker

Obviously a play on words from 'mother fucker' = mother funker. Funk= a really good style of music for sex, but also the body scent when having sex. Peace out mother funker!

Its all above mother funker!

by Hook Beak_66 February 10, 2019