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Hot pocket

When you fart in bed and lift the sheets just enough so the smell hits your significant other right in the face. At the moment of impact you sing “Hot Pocket” like the jingle from the commercials.
“You wanna Dutch oven me?! I’ll hit you with a Hot Pocket when you least expect it!”

“Wanna get sweet revenge? Give him a Hot Pocket.”
by Sassy pantsuit October 11, 2018
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Is that a hot pocket?

A question asked when a womans vagina is too stuffed, too hot on the mouth.
"Damn girl is that a hot pocket?"
by cockandballssoyummy October 27, 2022
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Peruvian Hot Pocket

When a Peruvian man named "Robert" defecates into the mouth of a Llama who is actively peeing into the asshole of said man named "Robert".
Tyler, I will not be in the office today due to the Peruvian Hot Pocket that I had last night.
by peruvian lover August 5, 2022
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sandy hot pocket

When you see a super loose slutty girl on a beach and her pussy lips are hanging out so far you can see them. You dip your toe in the sand and shove it up her pussy
Some thot over there lips were hanging out so I gave her the sandy hot pocket
by Señor Epstein February 4, 2021
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stuffed hot pocket

When you take a hot pocket fuck it until it's hollowed by your penis then why in it and eat it
Coke and Knowlegde has some stuffed hot pockets
by Bully bob sanders March 8, 2016
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Hot pocket

A big fine bitch with a warm bootyhole
“Dammmmn shawty got a hot pocket
by theebawdy April 15, 2022
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Charlotte hot pocket

Just like a Alabama hot pocket, but you have to send a video of the act, to Jonas Wolffechel so that he feels inferior
Darvish: I just did a charlotte hot pocket
Fritz: me too
by Erwien March 18, 2023
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