curly hot pocket

When you and a woman are fucking and you cut off some pubes put them in her vagina then eat her out.

Guy 1: I gave a curly hot pocket to Jessica
Guy 2: Nice dude

by Pervertedgamer0 April 21, 2017

Vail Hot Pocket

Eating a pepperoni from a DiGiorno pizza off a naked girls butthole. Preferably in the kitchen.

While vacationing in Vail my girlfriend put a pepperoni slice from a DiGiorno pizza on her butthole and told me to eat it. She called this the “vail Hot Pocket” and became a tradition whenever eating a pizza.

by anonymous February 6, 2022

Hot Pocket

A woman's vagina.

I just had the best hot pocket man.

by Catpowa February 21, 2015

hot pockets

the thing that got ruined due to the recipe being constantly changed.

P1: hey do you have any good hot pockets?
P2: no, somehow they're changing along with the other ones.

by yardardar April 1, 2021

Hot pocket

Vaginal cavity, pussy,slit,....also see cock pocket

That dame let me alllll up in the hot pocket without the crisping sleeve my dude

by Printisdead502 February 8, 2020

dry socket hot pocket

An older woman’s vagina.

You need some lube with Myrtle. That old bag has a dry socket hot pocket.

by Terry Y January 13, 2024

hamburger hot pocket

When you stuff a large, stout penis inside of a vagina that has been exposed to the Suns rays for over an hour.

Dude, it was so hot yesterday that me and my girlfriend made a hamburger hot pocket! Then she slapped me for finishing inside.

by CooterTooter March 18, 2016