A unicorn is a bisexual woman, usually the third in a poly relationship. A unicorn farm is a open or closed poly relationship involving more than one unicorn. The man in a poly relationship with two or more unicorns would be the unicorn farmer. Someone interested in starting or being in such a relationship could also be called a unicorn farmer.
I want to be a unicorn farmer when I grow up.
by EnormousGreenRageMonster March 31, 2021
An individual who spends an inordinate amount of time picking their nose. A serious farmer also eats their own crops.
by boozemover February 15, 2012
plugging one side of the nose while blowing really hard out the other in order to clear the nasal passages. AKA snot rocket.
person 1: Do you have a tissue?
person 2: No, sorry. Looks like you're just going to have to do the farmer snort.
person 1: damn, i hate bowing snot rockets, i always get boogers on my hand!
person 2: No, sorry. Looks like you're just going to have to do the farmer snort.
person 1: damn, i hate bowing snot rockets, i always get boogers on my hand!
by aleckss May 14, 2005
A person who adds a stupid app on Facebook, such as Farmville, just to help their friends/stop getting app invites.
Yeah, tom is still a douche for playing, but he wouldn't stop sending me those damn Farmville requests. I became his pity farmer by default.
by T-3PO January 24, 2011
A female whom has lost her teeth and this must wear a denture. When she removes the denture to preform oral sex is a penis farmer. Also she might smile, proudly, with no teeth and begin whaling like a banshee, this is the penis farmers mating call.
That penis farmer is a thot.
by Lexiloner23 February 10, 2017
by Real names 2233 April 22, 2022
A: Hey man, i am looking for a jamaican farmer, do you know any around here?
B: Yeah, they're everywhere, come with me.
B: Yeah, they're everywhere, come with me.
by H12F March 15, 2011