Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
Get the Closet Keepermug. A person who practices whichcraft but is not open about it or very secretive. Similar to a homosexual not being open about their sexual orientation.
Person 1- "She always chants words under her breath and wears a pentagram necklace, is she into witchcraft or something?"
- Person 2 " People have been asking her about it but shes been denying it so far. I think shes in the broom closet!"
- Person 2 " People have been asking her about it but shes been denying it so far. I think shes in the broom closet!"
by Mork_ulv March 27, 2017
Get the the broom closetmug. by goodolick May 8, 2015
Get the thunder closetmug. Bro 1 : Hey bro can u clear my closet ;)
Bro 2 : Yeh bro what you wanna use this time
Bro 1 : Im feeling extra saucy maybe your pp ;)
Bro 2 : yes G
Bro 1 and Bro 2: Ugh UGh HAyusggasbajhbd
Bro 2 : Yeh bro what you wanna use this time
Bro 1 : Im feeling extra saucy maybe your pp ;)
Bro 2 : yes G
Bro 1 and Bro 2: Ugh UGh HAyusggasbajhbd
by magnet977 November 25, 2019
Get the Clear the closetmug. I became a closet crosser when I was nine years old. It wa out of total curiosity that I tried on a pair of my cousin’s panties and I loved it.
by Rakis July 24, 2018
Get the Closet Crossermug. Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
Get the Closet Keepermug. When your out to most people but have enough plausible deniability to stay out of deep shit when the conservative relatives come for Thanksgiving
by Ur_Mom_Gae May 13, 2020
Get the Schrödinger’s Closetmug.